n to spend the whole day sleeping in a hibernation like state in their room with the air-conditioner cranked up to the max until such time that they get hungry and bring food up while deciding to spend their still sleeping disposition using their technological drug of choice.
Allow me to speak candidly, because I’m not in a good mood. Skim over this shit if you’re not prepared to probably be dissed.
Everyone of you who keeps talking about Hayden Kho: You are idiots. You are adding fuel to this idiotic issue which should have long died a natural death if it weren’t for all the retards in the country who keep talking about it. Are we really that well-off as a country that we can afford to PAY our senators and government officials to talk about this shit? This is Hollywood-esque bullshit that any government even remotely functional would just not give a fuck about.
Everyone who keeps talking about how Hayden Kho is a depraved mentally-unstable monster:You are retarded. Oh mah gawd! He put out a sex video of himself! Oh the humanity! Shit, are you people this retarded? Anyone else I hear saying this will be promptly told to go kill themselves.
Everyone who keeps talking about the ‘abused’ women who he’s victimized: I do not know a word other than bitches to describe you. The women were whores. They were not raped. If you believe they didn’t know they were being taped, you are just as gullible as they can get. They didn’t know my ass. Record yourself having sex = someone’s going to see it. Is this supposed to be news?
So shut up about it and let me hear about some real damn news.
Then this thing crawled-not crawl is too slow a word for its speed. Slither?- from the shower area to behind the trashbin under the sink. I would have probably not thought much about it, let it slide off as a cockroach except it had a tail. A long, thin tail that was swishing. Oh God. And it moved so fast! Jesus, I’ve never seen anything like it! It was black all over, tail included.
Am researching different cockroaches just to see if it is one. Not American, not Chinese, not Philippines. I could look at the list Wiki listed but I am feeling a little squeamish. Got description instead:
Cockroaches have a broad, flattened body and a relatively small head. They are generalised insects, with few special adaptations, and may be the most primitive living neopteran insects. The mouthparts are on the underside of the head and include generalised chewing mandibles. They have large compound eyes, two ocelli, and long, flexible, antennae.
The first pair of wings are tough and protective, lying as a shield on top of the membranous hind wings. All four wings have branching longitudinal veins, and multiple cross-veins. The legs are sturdy, with large coxae and five claws each. The abdomen has ten segments and several cerci.
Simply put, a person recognizes a cockroach for its:
broad, flattened body
The thing I saw had a broad, flattened body. I couldn’t identify the head, but am assuming it has. No wings, no antennae and no legs (that or I ddin’t see the legs.).
So this kind of makes it a not!cockroach. Shudder.
The not!cockroach has got me thinking about HIMYM’s cockamouse. I used to think it silly, but now I don’t.
I couldn’t sleep last night. I stayed up until the sun was starting to rise. Upon finishing American Gods by Neil Gaiman (READ IT!), I turned on the television to find that they were airing Ye Olde Star Trek, the one with Leonard Nimoy and the gang. Needless to say…
IT WAS AMAZING.
I’ve been a Star Wars kid my entire life. I scoffed at Klingon and setting them guns to stun and being beamed up into some spaceship. However, I was lured into watching the Star Trek movie by a) Peer pressure b) Starts with a Z and ends with -achary Quinto. I doubted that I’ll enjoy watching the original series with its beeping lights set against styrofoam control centers.
This certain episode involved the crew being put into a life threatening situation caused by some weird disease transmitted by sweat. It caused whoever had it to act drunk and lose all inhibitions. Sulu was running around topless with his fencing saber, the Nurse professed her love to “Mr. Spock”, and Captain Kirk got into a steamy catfight with said Mr. Spock.
Best of all was Spock’s line. It made me realize why it truly was KirkXSpock slash that started it all on the Internet way back when.
“Imagine what it must have been like for my mother to be on a planet where love is just bad taste. When I feel friendship for you, Kirk, I feel ashamed!” This was soon followed by many a slap on the face.