Solo versions of this because even mildly slashy things aren’t really appropriate for my main gallery if it’s RPF.

Would this be a bad time to mention I’m open for commissions like this for $20?


This is currently a Lahm(steiger) appreciation blog, sorry not sorry.

This is currently a Lahm(steiger) appreciation blog, sorry not sorry.


This is the ‘Fandom’ version. The one on my portfolio will be them individually holding the trophy.
But I needed to produce some Lahmsteiger art to to sooth my aching heart. I know it’s only Fips who is retiring, but it feels like we won’t have our mom and dad pair in international matches anymore, and that still stings.
But thank you Captain! You will always be my favourite!

This is the ‘Fandom’ version. The one on my portfolio will be them individually holding the trophy.

But I needed to produce some Lahmsteiger art to to sooth my aching heart. I know it’s only Fips who is retiring, but it feels like we won’t have our mom and dad pair in international matches anymore, and that still stings.

But thank you Captain! You will always be my favourite!


moonriver10310219:

2004——2014


kapitaene:

Bastian Schweinsteiger and I have played together for 16 years, starting in the youth section. - Philipp Lahm

I’m sorry, but look at the way Philipp says “Bastian” before he falls into his arms. He lets himself fall and he breaks down completely. Remember last year when Philipp had to hug Bastian after the game? This time, it’s Bastian’s turn to catch him and hold him close.

I’m totally making up for the last 3 years I stopped football blogging (well, blogging in general) by posting as much lahmsteiger as I can.


I’m kind of upset that this is the only art I’ve done of Fips. 
… Besides that Bayern pic I never finished years ago out of heartbreak.

I’m kind of upset that this is the only art I’ve done of Fips. 

… Besides that Bayern pic I never finished years ago out of heartbreak.


"Philipp Lahm is perhaps the most intelligent player I have ever trained in my career. He is at another level," -Pep Guardiola

Thank you for everything Philipp.


This is mom and dad. 

Does the fandom still call them that? Whatever, mom and dad are beautiful together and I am an emotional wreck right now.


/unbreakmyheart.mp3
I was so busy bracing myself for Miro’s retirement that I did not even consider anyone else retiring from international football. I was so blindsided by this I still don’t know how to react. Of course I understand his reasons and can rationally probably say he’s making a good move for his career— BUT I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO ACCEPT THIS. I HAD DREAMS OF HIM IN THE NEXT WORLD CUP, STILL BEING FLAWLESS AND AMAZING AND I WAS TOTALLY NOT PREPARED.
I DEMAND LAHMSTEIGER FIX-IT FIC NOW.

/unbreakmyheart.mp3

I was so busy bracing myself for Miro’s retirement that I did not even consider anyone else retiring from international football. I was so blindsided by this I still don’t know how to react. Of course I understand his reasons and can rationally probably say he’s making a good move for his career— BUT I CAN’T BRING MYSELF TO ACCEPT THIS. I HAD DREAMS OF HIM IN THE NEXT WORLD CUP, STILL BEING FLAWLESS AND AMAZING AND I WAS TOTALLY NOT PREPARED.

I DEMAND LAHMSTEIGER FIX-IT FIC NOW.


meinmunich:

More than teammates, more than friends, more than partners.

Not yet lovers, but something so special, something so bright, something so beautiful that even words can’t describe.

Four years ago, the only posts I’d see in the Lahmsteiger tag were my own. Now there are such beautiful gems like this. It akes me want to cry.


foottenniscinemaetc:

Arne Friedrich with the World Cup Champions, 15th July 2014.

Oh, beautiful Prince, you might not have been on the squad this year, but you will forever be a part of this team.


vera2821:

die beste Kapitäne

Mom and Dad make me so proud. <3


This is the photoset I needed to see. Thank you universe.


Again, because I need money to dress my children*. And because I have free time after work.

  • Chibi Headshots $5/head - Get them here
  • Classic Painting PhotoManip $5/head - Get them here
  • Sketchy headshots $10/head 
  • Flat coloured Chibi $15/chibi ($20 for colouring with shading and such) 

*They’re not actually children. I exaggerate. But they need shoes to stop being hobos. Have pity on their feets. lol


the-srinimatographer:

samandriel:

datingat23:

fistfulofweasley:

I think the thing people don’t realize with that bullshit “well not all guys are dangerous, you should give them a chance” or what the fuck ever is like 

if i had a plate of cookies and i was like yeah, a few of them have laxatives in them and one’s got cyanide in there, BUT THEY’RE NOT ALL LIKE THAT

you’re probably not gonna take a fucking cookie

I can’t breathe. This is so accurate.

Right but

People

Are very

VERY different from cookies

What don’t you douchecanoes not understand about “don’t judge a whole group of people based on individuals who make bad choices”?

Jesus christ tumblr

70,000+ people on this website are apparently in agreement that YES 50% of the people on Earth are not to be trusted just because OH MY GOD THERE ARE SOME BAD PEOPLE WITH PENISES THEREFORE ANYBODY WITH A PENIS IS BAD AND RIGHT OFF THE BAT WE SHOULD ASSUME THEY ARE GUILTY BEFORE PROVEN INNOCENT AND DISMISS THEM RIGHT AWAY.

Quit being thundercunts and fucking listen to yourselves.

You can’t dismiss a whole group of people based on individuals.

You can’t dismiss a whole group of people based on individuals.

You can’t dismiss a whole group of people based on individuals.

Not all muslims are dangerous just because some are violent extremists. Not all women are dangerous just because some have murdered. Not all black people are dangerous just because some have committed crimes. And guess fucking what? NOT ALL MEN ARE DANGEROUS JUST BECAUSE SOME HAVE MADE HORRIBLE CHOICES AND HURT OTHER PEOPLE.

Everybody EVERYBODY deserves a fucking chance. Everybody.

GET YOUR FUCKING SHIT TOGETHER TUMBLR AND LEARN NOT TO JUDGE PEOPLE BASED ON WHAT OTHER PEOPLE HAVE DONE.

Hey guys in recent months two different women walked free despite it being proven they raped underage boys multiple times over the course of a few years.

All women are potential child rapists.

All women are threats to children and will rape them.

Fear all women.

SEE HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS THAT SOUNDS

I’m really disappointed that multiple people I know are sharing the OP’s analogy as if it is a valid point. It is so oversimplified, I wonder if people sharing it have just been blinded by bias or are being sincerely intellectually dishonest.

If you removed the context of it being about men, if I saw this analogy, I would think it came straight out of the mouth of a bigot. (Which might not be so far removed from the truth.) It sounds like the kind of thing a racist would say to justify their hatred of a race of people. It sounds like the kind of thing a homophobe would say to defend their homophobia.

And you know what, everyone of a given same culture/ethnic background are more likely to all have something in common than all people of something so broad as one given gender.

I don’t care what people say, I cannot abide by the use of harmful logic and rhetoric against anyone, even if it is a majority group or whatever have you.

If you believe in social equality, that means being fair and just to EVERYONE, whether you like them or not.